With a tip of the mind-control helmet to the likes of Jackson Publick, Ben Edlund and Joss Whedon, Conquerors Quarterly is a monthly newsletter by and for semicompetent supervillains. All layout, graphic design and photomanipulation is by Nathan Rosen. “Winter Fashion Tips,” “S.I. Broadcast-Scrambler V2 is a Must-Have” and “Civilians: Your Most Valuable Asset” are by Kat Castro. “Dispatches from the Skull Throne,” “In Memoriam: Steve Jobs,” “Milestones” and “Villain of the Month” are by Nathan Rosen. Doctor Toxxic and winter-ready henchperson illustrations created with HeroMachine.

(The Morse Master slipped in a secret message before this issue went to print. Can you decipher it?)